HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_0_PROMPT:"Which insult would hurt you the most?", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_0_RESPONSE_A:"You overreact a lot.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_0_RESPONSE_B:"You don't listen enough.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_0_RESPONSE_C:"You only care about yourself.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_0_RESPONSE_D:"You're ordinary.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_1_PROMPT:"What sounds like a perfect day to you?", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_1_RESPONSE_A:"Sleeping in, having a giant, homemade lunch, and heading out to meet up with close friends late at night.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_1_RESPONSE_B:"Waking up early, finishing something you've been putting off for a while, and working on a new hobby in the late afternoon.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_1_RESPONSE_C:"Waking up on time, walking to the garden store and buying a new plant, and sinking deep into a bath to end the day.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_1_RESPONSE_D:"Waking up with no plans, taking the day as it comes.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_2_PROMPT:"What's something positive about you that you would agree with?", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_2_RESPONSE_A:"Making decisions is easy for you.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_2_RESPONSE_B:"It's easy for you to understand new things.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_2_RESPONSE_C:"You're dependable.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_2_RESPONSE_D:"You tend to see the good in people.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_3_PROMPT:"Which of these smells makes you happiest?", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_3_RESPONSE_A:"Air that's deep and smokey from a campfire, and sweet from toasted marshmallows.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_3_RESPONSE_B:"Crisp, cool air revitalized after a thunderstorm.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_3_RESPONSE_C:"Fresh flowers in bloom mixed with the clean smell of laundry drying on a line.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_3_RESPONSE_D:"Walking into a kitchen after something flavorful has been slow cooking for 8 hours as fresh bread cools on the counter.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_4_PROMPT:"Your favorite out of these genres is:", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_4_RESPONSE_A:"Fiction", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_4_RESPONSE_B:"Biographies and memoirs", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_4_RESPONSE_C:"Poetry", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_4_RESPONSE_D:"Romance", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_5_PROMPT:"You and your best friend get into a fight. No one is clearly in the wrong. You:", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_5_RESPONSE_A:"Wait to see if they apologize first, but eventually give in and reach out.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_5_RESPONSE_B:"Apologize first but secretly be upset you had to say something first.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_5_RESPONSE_C:"Apologize first and truly mean it.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_5_RESPONSE_D:"Never apologize. Whatever happens, happens.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_6_PROMPT:"Your dream exotic animal companion would be:", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_6_RESPONSE_A:"Something intimidating and protective like a bear.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_6_RESPONSE_B:"Something small and nimble like a fox.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_6_RESPONSE_C:"Something large and helpful like an elephant.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_6_RESPONSE_D:"Something different and eye catching like a komodo dragon.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_7_PROMPT:"Your dream house would definitely have a:", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_7_RESPONSE_A:"Perfectly sized bedroom with an extravagantly comfy bed.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_7_RESPONSE_B:"Giant, roaring fireplace with a cat sleeping calmly in front.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_7_RESPONSE_C:"Some seriously beautiful outdoor space.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_7_RESPONSE_D:"An expansive living room meant for hanging out in with tons of natural light.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_8_PROMPT:"You would want a job that:", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_8_RESPONSE_A:"Challenges you in a way that makes you grow. You don't feel bored in your day to day.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_8_RESPONSE_B:"You're really good at and are looked to for advice.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_8_RESPONSE_C:"Lets you feel like you're making a difference in something.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_8_RESPONSE_D:"You do what needs to be done, but you're not really too invested in it.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_9_PROMPT:"How do you react to learning new things?", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_9_RESPONSE_A:"You tend to stay away from learning new things and focus on becoming better at things you're already good at.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_9_RESPONSE_B:"Get really frustrated you aren't good at the start and become obsessive.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_9_RESPONSE_C:"Take things slowly and learn step-by-step to make sure you get things right.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_9_RESPONSE_D:"Give up early and often.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_10_PROMPT:"You can only listen to one type of music for the rest of your life. Do you pick:", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_10_RESPONSE_A:"Something catchy that gets you excited.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_10_RESPONSE_B:"Something unintrusive that helps you concentrate.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_10_RESPONSE_C:"Something relaxing that puts you at ease.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_10_RESPONSE_D:"Something nostalgic that you know well.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_11_PROMPT:"Vacation time. Where are you going?", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_11_RESPONSE_A:"Somewhere new and extremely different from where you live.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_11_RESPONSE_B:"Somewhere quiet. It's not a vacation unless you get to relax and reset.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_11_RESPONSE_C:"A place you've been before that you have grown to see as a second home.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_11_RESPONSE_D:"Stay at home. You're not one for travelling.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_12_PROMPT:"Your computer desk looks like:", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_12_RESPONSE_A:"A mess to anyone who isn't you. But you know where everything is...", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_12_RESPONSE_B:"A mess. And you're not sure where everything is...", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_12_RESPONSE_C:"Kinda simple but you really like it.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_12_RESPONSE_D:"Something out of a magazine. It's clean and decorative.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_13_PROMPT:"The nightmare situation finally happens to you. You order food at a restaurant and what comes out is not what you ordered. You:", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_13_RESPONSE_A:"Don't complain. Just send it back because you were really craving that one thing.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_13_RESPONSE_B:"Complain to the table that this isn't what you ordered but don't send it back.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_13_RESPONSE_C:"Eat it without saying anything to anyone.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_13_RESPONSE_D:"Complain to the waiter that this isn't what you ordered and send it back.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_14_PROMPT:"You're on your way out the door to something important, but your neighbor says that they need help with something. You:", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_14_RESPONSE_A:"Help them and don't worry about the other thing you were on your way to.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_14_RESPONSE_B:"Apologize to your neighbor but insist you have something you must get to.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_14_RESPONSE_C:"Knock on your other neighbor's door and ask them if they can help out in your place.", HYPESQUAD_QUESTION_14_RESPONSE_D:"Pretend you didn't hear them."